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King
Portland, OR
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Aug 2001
time: 17:08
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Zapp Brannigan, no contest.
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Emperor
Up in the Ayers
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Oct 2002
time: 17:08
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Nixon.
My favourite primary character is Bender, simply for the line, "you've got metal fever!"
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Prince
Melbourne
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Apr 2002
time: 11:08
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I vote Scruffy, but my heart really lies with the Hyper Chicken.
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Deity
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May 1999
time: 19:08
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quote:
Originally posted by The Emperor Fabulous
Zapp Branigan is all the guys everyone here hated in high school.
I don't know how you don't all identify with Kif?! |
Just because I wouldn't personally like him, doesn't mean he isn't a hilarious and great character.
JM
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Emperor
Fort LOLderdale, FL Communist Party of Apolyton
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Jun 2000
time: 20:08
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All hail the hypnotoad!
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Deity
of Spam
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Dec 2003
time: 01:08
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Frustratedpoet used to have hypnotoad as an avatar back in 04 I think...
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Emperor
of the Big Apple
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Nov 2001
time: 19:08
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Come on, Zap!? Scruffy is the man.
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Asher
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President of the OT
and living in the TO
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Nov 1999
time: 20:08
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Zapp Brannigan: "I'm facing a formidable female adversary Kif. Sugestions?"
Kif Kroker: "I fail to see any problems, sir. You've already imprisoned her under directive b10.81."
Zapp Brannigan: "You mean "Brannigan's Law"."
Kif Kroker: "Right, that law."
Zapp Brannigan: (slyly)"Which one?"
Kif Kroker: (in a very tired voice) "Brannigan's Law."
Zapp Brannigan: "Kif. You're my best and most loyal friend but you've earned my contempt once more. As my protegé you should know that the only way to deal with a female adversary is to seduce her."
Kif Kroker: "Ohhh."
Zapp Brannigan: "And this time we're sure she's a woman, right?"
Kif Kroker: (In a even more tired voice) "Yes!"
Zapp Brannigan: "Good! Invite her to my quarters. Oh and have the boy lay out my formal shorts."
Kif Kroker: "The boy, sir?"
Zapp Brannigan: "You! You lay out my formal shorts."
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Zapp "Wow, one day a man has everything...,then the following day he blows up a $40 billion space station, and the next day he has nothing. It really makes you think."
Kiff "No it doesn't!"
Zapp "Come Kiff, it's time to enjoy our lives as civillians......That's an order soldier!"
Kiff "urrgh"
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Zapp: "Good job everyone. The mothership is destroyed." (the real mothership is "decloaking" ) "What the hell is that?"
Kif: "It appears to be the mothership."
Zapp: "Then what did we just blow up?"
Kif: "The Hubble Telescope."
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Zapp : Stardate....er...?
Kiff : Gnnnnn, April the 13th!
Zapp : Stardate April 13th....point 2.
Zapp:We've failed to uphold Brannigan's Law, however I did make it with a hot alien babe, and in the end is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? Kif, I'm asking you a question!"
Kif: (Sigh)
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Zapp: "Take her to the brig!"
Fry: "Er, we don't have a brig."
Zapp: "Then take her to the laundry-room which from now on will be refered to as the brig!"
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Kif: "Sir, remember your course-correction?"
Brannigan: "NO!"
Kif: "Well, it's proven somewhat more suicidal than we intially hoped."
Brannigan: "Kif, old freind. I don't know what disgust me more: you're cowardize or your stupidity. We'll simply set a new course, for that empty region over there near that blackish, holish thing."
(Cue disaster music)
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Zapp: "We've met before, have we not?"
Leela: "Yes."
Z: "And on that occasion, did you have sex with someone? May I remind you, you're still under oath."
L: (sigh)"Yes."
Z: "Please point out the person in this court room you had sex with."
L: (annoyed, points at Zapp)
Z: "And his name is??"
L: "Zapp Brannigan."
Z: "The very same Zapp Brannigan who did not blow up DOOP headquarters. I rest my case."
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Zapp: "Scissors cuts paper... and rock crushes scissors... but Paper smothers rock!!! Kiff, we have a conumdrum"
Kiff: *sighs*
Zapp: "Kif, search them for paper, and bring me a rock"
Kiff: "But why!?"
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