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Wiglaf

	Emperor Washington, DC
	Dec 2000 time: 19:55

02-10-2008 22:24 | www

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What To Do About Trashy Roommate Who Snores?

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This is a long story -- being the nice person that I am, I have offered to take in a transient female who is attractive and let her sleep near where I sleep while she finds a bus company that will hire her, though secretly I think she aspires to be a metro train operator.

Can anyone please tell me how to deal with her incessant snoring? She will only be occupying my personal space for the next week or two before the ammunition I ordered online arrives and I feel safe enough to escort her out. However, during the mere two days her trashiness has been here, the sounds of her snoring have been so insufferably loud and consistent that I have gotten maybe two hours of sleep. What is there to do at 3 AM on a weeknight besides post here? How depressing. She also watches a lot of COPS reruns, no doubt to learn how to evade arrest.

Please give me ideas. Nose canceling headphones? Do those work? Is there a pill to take for making my ears work less at night?

Space05us

	King
	Nov 2001 time: 13:55

02-10-2008 22:30

#2 | report |

Increase Your PM Length

You are a strange person.

Lorizael

	Emperor Detached
	Sep 2001 time: 20:55

02-10-2008 22:34

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Put an end to popups!

Penis -> mouth

Kidicious

	Deity Lurking occasionally
	Mar 2003 time: 17:55

02-10-2008 22:36 | www

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Re: What To Do About Trashy Roommate Who Snores?

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quote:
Originally posted by Wiglaf
This is a long story -- being the nice person that I am, I have offered to take in a transient female who is attractive and let her sleep near where I sleep while she finds a bus company that will hire her, though secretly I think she aspires to be a metro train operator.

You mean your whore won't leave?

BlackCat

	Emperor
	Jul 2004 time: 01:55

02-10-2008 22:37

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Increase the size of your Attachments

Loosen the ropes and let her change side from time to time - that usually solves this problem.

Heresson

	Emperor of syrian frogs
	Jun 2000 time: 02:55

02-10-2008 22:38

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Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

quote:
Originally posted by Lorizael
Penis -> mouth

Grandpa Troll

	Immortal Factotum Livin La Vida Kitty Kat
	Jul 2000 time: 20:55

02-10-2008 22:49

#7 | report |

Lose 30 kilos (of popups)

quote:
Originally posted by Lorizael
Penis -> mouth

Your amazing

He doesnt want to know how to satisfy his latest transvesttite girlfriend, he said she snores when they were doing it..

READ MORE CAREFULLY!! his post

If this is her, dang, few brews and I could maybe help out, not bad, of course, would need to rearrange the baggage I suppose

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Wiglaf

	Emperor Washington, DC
	Dec 2000 time: 19:55

02-10-2008 22:54 | www

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Why would I need a whore? One look at my tie and I can get half the girls in this room. No, this is no whore. But you people are disastrously inept at recommending solutions for my situation.

Asher

	President of the OT and living in the TO
	Nov 1999 time: 20:55

02-10-2008 22:58

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When I was doing my internship, I had a hot roommate that walked around in skimpy briefs all the time. It was really awesome.

Consider getting a roommate like that.

Lord Avalon

	Emperor Eternal
	Nov 2005 time: 20:55

02-10-2008 22:59

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Remove this text

quote:
Originally posted by Lorizael
Penis -> mouth

While it may be a momentary distraction, Wiglaf blowing himself isn't going to stop her snoring.

Grandpa Troll

	Immortal Factotum Livin La Vida Kitty Kat
	Jul 2000 time: 20:55

02-10-2008 23:02

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Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Avalon

While it may be a momentary distraction, Wiglaf blowing himself isn't going to stop her snoring.

Sig material..wonder if it will float?

Pekka

	Emperor Xrr ZRRRRRRR!!
	Feb 2002 time: 03:55

02-10-2008 23:12

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Help yourself to an AD-FREE life

Every time she snores, wake her up and say "hey, would you stop farting please? Your ass is stinking this place up so bad I actually feel like vomiting". Do this every single time, until she starts to wear butt plugs, or goes to an ass doctor. It won't stop her snoring, but at least it'll give her bigger problems, mentally.

Imran Siddiqui

	PolyCast Co-Host, Sports Forum Moderator on the corner of Peachtree and Peachtree
	Jan 1970 time: 20:55

03-10-2008 00:34

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quote:
Originally posted by Lord Avalon
While it may be a momentary distraction, Wiglaf blowing himself isn't going to stop her snoring.

No, no... he meant put her penis in Wiglaf's mouth.

snoopy369

	Technical Assistant Of the Peanuts Gallery
	Apr 2004 time: 19:55

03-10-2008 00:35

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Sorry, Imran, that joke might have been funny directly after LA's post, but this much later it's just pathetic.

90% of comedy is in the timing. The other 10% is timing.

Imran Siddiqui

	PolyCast Co-Host, Sports Forum Moderator on the corner of Peachtree and Peachtree
	Jan 1970 time: 20:55

03-10-2008 00:48

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Not everyone is on here 24/7 like you are

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Asher

	President of the OT and living in the TO
	Nov 1999 time: 20:55

03-10-2008 00:50

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Put an end to popups!

quote:
Originally posted by snoopy369
Sorry, Imran, that joke might have been funny directly after LA's post, but this much later it's just pathetic.

90% of comedy is in the timing. The other 10% is timing.

As snoopy demonstrated, content is important too.

rah

	Co-Owner/ Administrator (Reasonable One) Lord of the Ferrets
	Nov 1999 time: 19:55

03-10-2008 18:23

#17 | report |

Got spare money?

Have her try one of those nose bandages that open up the nostrils a bit. That can sometimes lessen the noise.

Stuffing her face into a pillow has been known to be quite effective also.

Or have her sleep in the bed with you so when she starts snoring you can roll her over.

Pekka

	Emperor Xrr ZRRRRRRR!!
	Feb 2002 time: 03:55

03-10-2008 19:11

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Increase the size of your Attachments

Well that or her tongue cuts the air, in which case she should have one of them mouth pieces. They actually are great for people who have that tongue problem, because it gives them tons more energy, as in they don't go deprived of oxygen in their sleep. As a result they sleep like babies and have more energy when they wake up.

Either case, she should have it checked out. Because there are great health benefits to her easily available that greatly improve the quality of her life. And yours as well.

OzzyKP

	Emperor Rockville, MD
	Oct 1999 time: 19:55

03-10-2008 19:16 | www

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Increase the size of your Attachments

I'm so disappointed with 'poly.

18 posts and no one has recommended the solution of giving his credit card.

Lorizael

	Emperor Detached
	Sep 2001 time: 20:55

03-10-2008 19:17

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Avatar Enlargement: We've got the solution

quote:
Originally posted by snoopy369
Sorry, Imran, that joke might have been funny directly after LA's post, but this much later it's just pathetic.

90% of comedy is in the timing. The other 10% is timing.

Badum ching!

Asher

	President of the OT and living in the TO
	Nov 1999 time: 20:55

03-10-2008 19:19

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Inflate your Upload Space

Bit late on that one, Lorizael. 85% of comedy is the timing. The other 12% is timing.

Lorizael

	Emperor Detached
	Sep 2001 time: 20:55

03-10-2008 19:20

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Full PM-box? Change here!

THAT'S THE JOKE.

Theben

	Deity Dance Dance for the Revolution!
	Jan 1970 time: 20:55

03-10-2008 19:33

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UR A JOKE

AND A GAY TW4T

Lorizael

	Emperor Detached
	Sep 2001 time: 20:55

03-10-2008 19:45

#24 | report |

Enter the AD-FREE zone

I AM NOT A JOKE.

Japher

	Emperor of munchkind land
	Jun 2002 time: 01:55

03-10-2008 19:58

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Get them sleep strips, band-aid things... they work for me

Darius871

	Emperor Smith, Wesson, and the RODINA!!!
	Mar 2002 time: 19:55

03-10-2008 20:06

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Remove this text

Fap onto her pillow. Preferably without her knowledge.

Imran Siddiqui

	PolyCast Co-Host, Sports Forum Moderator on the corner of Peachtree and Peachtree
	Jan 1970 time: 20:55

03-10-2008 20:57

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Better yet, fap on her pillow with her knowledge.

Wiglaf

	Emperor Washington, DC
	Dec 2000 time: 19:55

03-10-2008 21:15 | www

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You all are idiots. I just bought $400 noise eliminating headphones. They are huge. This is great

Imran Siddiqui

	PolyCast Co-Host, Sports Forum Moderator on the corner of Peachtree and Peachtree
	Jan 1970 time: 20:55

03-10-2008 21:17

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Inflate your Upload Space

You should still fap on her pillow.

Darius871

	Emperor Smith, Wesson, and the RODINA!!!
	Mar 2002 time: 19:55

03-10-2008 21:18

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